Might as well start this blog off with a little self-explanation. You know this game. The one where you name your top five favorite such-and-such. You've played it on long car trips or just because. Then you all read your lists to each other and compare. So why should you read mine? 5) Because it'll be funny. Or at least good for a chuckle. 4) You get a free peek into a stranger's demented brain. People eat that shit up, right? 3) Come on. It'll take, like, five minutes. 2) Top 5s are hip. Don't you want to be hip? 1) Because why not, that's why.